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She was only the...
...Athlete's daughter, but she was always ready to play ball.
...Banker's daughter, but she wasn't a teller.
...Barman's daughter, but she bottled me up.
...Blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
...Bootlegger's daughter, but I loved her still.
...Bricklayer's daughter, but she was never mortarfied..
...Butcher's daughter, but she loined me a thing or two.
...Clergyman's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor.
...Cobbler's daughter, but she was built to last.
...Colonel's daughter, but she was great to the navy and rotten to the corps.
...Computer programmer's daughter, but she looked great in software.
...Doctor's daughter, but she really knew how to operate.
...Draftsman's daughter, but she knew where to draw the line.
...Electrician's daughter, but she had good connections.
...Film censor's daughter, but she didn't know when to cut it out.
...Fisherman's daughter, but all the guys swallowed her lines.
...Florist's daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.
...Florist's daughter, but she never potted against me.
...Fruit vendor's daughter, but she certainly had appeal.
...Golf pro's daughter, but she was always played rough.
...Gravedigger's daughter, but her looks were monumental.
...Insurance broker's daughter, but I liked her policies.
...Janitor's daughter, but she swept me off my feet.
...Jockey's daughter, but all the horse men knew her.
...Judge's daughter, but she couldn't finish a sentence.
...Lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night.
...Lumberjack's daughter, but you could axe her anything.
...Mechanic's daughter, but she was awfully auto-erotic.
...Milkman's daughter, but she was cream of the crop.
...Moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
...Musician's daughter, but she knew all the bars in town.
...Optician's daughter, but after a few glasses she made a spectacle of herself.
...Photographer's daughter, but she was really developed.
...Pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.
...Plumber's daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures.
...Pool player's daughter, but she knew all the angles.
...Postman's daughter, but she knew how to get her male.
...Professor's daughter, but she gave all the boys a lesson.
...Real estate agent's daughter, we always had a lot to talk about.
...Road worker's daughter, but you could not ditch her.
...Sailor's daughter, but she never went overboard.
...Stable hand's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her
...Statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.
...Steelworker's daughter, but you should see that pig iron.
...Swimmer's daughter, but she knew every dive in town.
...TV repair man's daughter, but she hadn't the remotest control.
...Tree feller's daughter, but tree fellers were never enough for her.
...Undertaker's daughter, but she was never coffin.
...Vacuum salesman's daughter, but she cleaned up nicely.
...Violinist's daughter, but she made you want to fiddle around.
...Weatherman's daughter, but she put up a warm front.
...Welder's daughter, but she had acetylene legs.
...Wood-chopper's daughter, but she was tree to watch.
...Woodcutter's daughter, but she was knot bad looking.
...Woodcutter's daughter, but she wooden tell on a feller.
...Wrestler's daughter, but she was all that matted to me.
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Updated
May 23, 2006